You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
