4 words: hood of his car
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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