Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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