Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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