you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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