I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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