You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Fuck appropriateness.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
