I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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