4 words: hood of his car
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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