Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
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