You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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