Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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