operation harelip BJ is a go
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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