Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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