what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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