what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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