i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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