Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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