Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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