Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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