Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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