The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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