is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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