I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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