She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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