Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Randomize
