Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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