How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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