i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I think I am morally bankrupt
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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