We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize