My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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