He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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