he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Randomize
