Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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