You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
