I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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