Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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