Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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