you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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