Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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