I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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