It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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