He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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