i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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