I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Randomize
