The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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