found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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