You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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