Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
my shit smells like andre
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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