We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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