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(303): View more from Colorado

Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.

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(317): View more from Indiana

It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.

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(941): View more from Florida

She is totally STD

(941): View more from Florida

Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD

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(925): View more from California

So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

it was like fucking gandolphs beard

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16

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