I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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