We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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