Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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