So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I enjoy the company of your penis
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Randomize