He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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