only if we run a train.
done.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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