id be glad to
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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