Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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